I Want to be a Dentist

Once again, I send Christmas greetings to all of my loyal fans. I wish you the best this holiday season and remember, even though Christmas can be a stressful time and you may start to feel sorry for yourself, remember there are those who have it worse than you. And at least you're not forced to poop out in the snow or wear humiliating costumes like some court jester just to entertain humans in the name of Jesus' birth. Amen.

What the?!

What happened to the lovely weather we were having earlier this week? All the pleasantness is gone and now all we are left with is dreary, windy, rainy, cold days. I can barely get down the steps to take a crap or lift my leg without feeling like I'm being blown away like some character from the Wizard of Oz. Next thing I know, there will be snow and I'll have to climb through that mess with my dainty paws and get all wet. Maybe Mommy and Daddy will start carrying me out to dry areas so I don't have to stress myself too much. After all, I am the pasha. Until then, I'll just dream of better days and long afternoons spent sitting in the grass sunning myself. Heavens, I do say, I think I need a mint julep...