I've led quite a life and traveled many places. The latest stop seems to be with two humans who adore me. I wonder if I get to stay here or where I'll get shipped next. In any case, they adore me and you will, too. Bow to me!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

I Want to be a Dentist



Once again, I send Christmas greetings to all of my loyal fans. I wish you the best this holiday season and remember, even though Christmas can be a stressful time and you may start to feel sorry for yourself, remember there are those who have it worse than you. And at least you're not forced to poop out in the snow or wear humiliating costumes like some court jester just to entertain humans in the name of Jesus' birth. Amen.

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