Seatstealer: Guilty as Charged

It's a sickness, really. I don't know why I'm compelled to do it. But I have to. Anytime one of them gets up from the couch, I have to steal their seat. It doesn't matter if I'm happily sitting in my own cozy little corner of the couch. I have to get up and take over their spot. Then, when they come back to their seat, they're usually mad and tell me to move. Of course I pretend like I don't even hear them. I just curl up tighter and ignore them. I don't know why I do it. I guess I just lack self-discipline.