Court Jester

Am I nothing more than a source of entertainment for my owners? Look at me! They think they can bring a couple of treats outside and I'll just start performing for them, like a dancing clown. It's so humiliating. They know my weakness when it comes to food and they exploit it. I'm being exploited. That's right. Dogsploitation. It's disgusting. I wonder if they'll take me out and do it again today. I hope so.