Rainy Day

It's been raining for two days and I can't stand it. You see, a pasha doesn't like to get his toes wet and that goes double for me. I hate going out when it's raining and I usually stand on the porch where it's dry for a long while and contemplate if I really have to go that bad. If I just can't hold it, I'll go if I must but I hate feeling the raindrops hit my back and don't even get me started on touching the wet, matted grass with my paws. Yick! Today I decided I wouldn't even waste my time and pooped right on the patio without even going down into the grass. Then, later, it was still raining but I had to pee. So I figured I'd just go out the door a few steps and pee on the welcome mat but after a few drops my mommy yelled at me so I had to go down into the yard. Rats. I hate the rain. Guess I'll just have to hang out inside and lick my butt.